This is just too darn funny not to post the link:40 Things That Only Happen In Movies
#7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
#11. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
#13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
#25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
#29. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (it’s called Stallone’s Law).